Weekend Letters

Dear State Fair of Texas, We need to have some words. Before you think that this is all going to be bad, I did have a lot of fun. I especially enjoyed petting the llamas and watching those baby piglets drink from the mama pig. Who knew pig-nipples could be so big? Additionally, I really [...]

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Sometimes at night I like to dress up like a woman.

First off, I want to give a great big huge boobies against your chest hug to all of you who have been coming back repeatedly and commenting. Thank you thank you thank you!!! I feel like I’m still trying to find my voice, and I know my posts are full of typos and grammatical errors… [...]

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My favorite thing today…

I’ve tried my whole life  to specifically not like the things my mother is obsessed with. In recent years, I’ve learned that this is just one more thing at which I’ve miserably failed. Already today I spent my afternoon playing a zombie shooting game ( she loves loves zombies), and now I’ve gone and come [...]

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