I had a million plans to write something of substance today, but I got sidetracked by the dire need to bake home- made oatmeal cookies. My boyfriend’s roommate has been out of town for the last couple of weeks so I’ve been spending a lot of time at his house, …
YOYOYO. Kick it one more time fellers. I know… I’m so white I don’t even need a night light… (I don’t even know what that means) I’m so white, I make Queen look like Queen Latifa… I’m so white, I make Casper shit his pants… Ok I’ll quit. So here …
I’ve tried my whole life to specifically not like the things my mother is obsessed with. In recent years, I’ve learned that this is just one more thing at which I’ve miserably failed. Already today I spent my afternoon playing a zombie shooting game ( she loves loves zombies), and …
