**this post was written yesterday (Monday.) Today was a crazy craptastic sort of Monday. I woke up to thunder, forgot my lunch, realized my pants looked like hammer pants and my shirt kept coming unbuttoned. On top of that, I actually got called a mother-f*cker by a customer. ewwww. So, …
One day when I get rich and famous I’m going to produce my very own reality show. I’m going to take all the people who annoy me (i.e. my roommate Jake, the lady at the bank who is tireless at trying to get me to open an account, and every …
