The scariest moment of my life (for once not an exaggeration) and why I am the worst person to be around when shiz goes down

  Guns don’t always scare me. I’ve shot them from time to time, and I’ve actually enjoyed it. I am from Texas  after all. I do however, have an extremely deep seated fear of being shot with one, despite the fact that  (Mom, Auntie Linda, and P.J.) please skip over the next sentence) I once [...]

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Late Last Night While You Were Asleep….

After writing this post, I realized that a bout of nostalgia has come over me recently. I’m pretty sure it’s because I’ve spent more time at home and with my family lately, than I have in a few years. Bear with me, I’m sure it will soon pass. Until then- I present to you yet [...]

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My Life In Numbers… And Yet Another “Breakup.”

8- The number of weeks that have passed since I’ve moved into this house. 2-The number of times that I’ve washed my sheets since I moved in, or any of my clothes for that matter.  (We don’t have a washer or dryer) 2-The number of times I thought my roommate LA used her secret powers [...]

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Staycations are for Winners, and Post it Note Tuesday

YOYOYO. Kick it one more time fellers. I know… I’m so white I don’t even need a night light… (I don’t even know what that means) I’m so white, I make Queen look like Queen Latifa… I’m so white, I make Casper shit his pants… Ok I’ll quit. So here I am quickly approaching day [...]

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