Just trying to be helpful

I know I’m a little late posting, but better late than never right?
First off, I have a confession. I totally cheated on my “no drinking for almost a week” pact with myself. I have no excuse, except for I really suck at life. If it makes up for anything, it was only a few beers, [...]

a pill, a miracle, a recipe (written on ambien)

OK so now I can’t really type, but I’ve been wandering what would ensue if I were to write on ambien. Here goes nothing.
I have had a really tired week. I drank a little too much every night, and now, finally, I have drinken 4 beers followed by a little friend called ambien… and i [...]