Port-a-potties? No maam.com

Posted by Carissa Jade in FML, I SUCK!, It's my life, Woa's me, potty humor on 10 20th, 2009 | Comments

After spending the majority of my weekend outside at the fair and tailgating for my college’s homecoming- I have been reminded once again as to why I prefer not drinking at public events.
Actually I should rephrase that- I was reminded, once again why I hate drinking and then having to use the restroom at public [...]

Dear John, Please stop breaking up on me.

Posted by Carissa Jade in Ass-ues, FML, Uncategorized, Videos, ewwww, potty humor on 10 2nd, 2009 | Comments

Can it be true? Are you fucking serious? It’s Friday? Hells to the yeah!
Not only is it Friday, but I get to leave work at noon today to head to Austin. The only thing that could make this better would be if it were  a payday Friday, and if I didn’t have to drive [...]