My New Bitch Roommates and the Legend of the Water Chupacabra

You guys.  I have a problem. I’ve let it get out of hand. And I don’t know what to do. We noticed that they had moved in about 3 weeks ago, just a few days after we ourselves had moved in… but for one reason or another (we are lazy, lazy, human beings) we decided not [...]

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Port-a-potties? No maam.com

After spending the majority of my weekend outside at the fair and tailgating for my college’s homecoming- I have been reminded once again as to why I prefer not drinking at public events. Actually I should rephrase that- I was reminded, once again why I hate drinking and then having to use the restroom at [...]

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TMI Thursday: My pee pee is pooping!!

As posted by Lilu: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s! (Make sure you check out Lilu’s  TMI Thursday [...]

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