HS Reunion? Maybe. Or let’s bring Elementary School back to the future.

A few months ago when I first started hearing bits and pieces through emails and on Facebook that my 10-year reunion was coming up, I straight up ignored that shit. I didn’t make a decision as to whether or not I would be going, rather I made the decision to put it out of my [...]

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My Life In Numbers… And Yet Another “Breakup.”

8- The number of weeks that have passed since I’ve moved into this house. 2-The number of times that I’ve washed my sheets since I moved in, or any of my clothes for that matter.  (We don’t have a washer or dryer) 2-The number of times I thought my roommate LA used her secret powers [...]

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TMI Thursday: We’re talkin about a queefolution…

As Lilu always says: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s! Make sure you check out Lilu’s site, and check out [...]

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A Fan Letter to My Greatest Love (Not who you’re thinking)

    Dearest Ketchup, Is Ketchup OK? Or do you prefer Catsup? For now we’ll stick with Ketchup… I’m not trying to come across like a creepy fan here, but I feel like it’s time I came clean with you about a few things.  I have been a huge, HUGE fan of yours for a  very [...]

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