f.Y.l. Friday!

It seems that recently I  have been using my Fridays as an opportunity to reflect on how much I suck at life. Or on “shitty” things that have happened to me. Or how I’m probably dying.
Today, though… I am determined to make today a good day.  I have no excuse for it not to be!
For [...]

Dreaming of Poo

While I’m awake, I find myself daydreaming all.day.long.
I picture myself giving my Academy Award acceptance speech, and  receiving kisses of congratulations from John Cusack and James Franco. I see myself as a guest on This American life, and afterward Ira Glass takes me out for a picnic dinner where his melodic voice puts me in [...]

An average of the average day in the life (of me)

I’m having an exceptionally bored, uninspired day. I keep thinking it’s Friday because Fridays are generally the only day of the week when I have the a ton of  free time- yet don’t feel like doing a single creative thing. The most I can get my brain to think about is how this is how [...]