The World is a stage, too bad nobody wants to watch.

I blame my parents for putting me in dance classes and theaterĀ  at such a young age, but I truly believe that I was born to be on stage. Even if that stage is just a tiny stage at the front of a bar, or heck, the driver’s seat of my car.
I’m one of those [...]

A few more than 3 cheers-es-es… (sp?)

I find I often use this blog as a means of bitching, so I figure it’s about time to raise my glass to the finer points in life. Because while the shit may fly, sometimes it hits the guy behind ya, you knowwhatImean Vern?
*Please imagine these “cheers” as being of the beer or shot variety. [...]

Sometimes at night I like to dress up like a woman.

First off, I want to give a great big huge boobies against your chest hug to all of you who have been coming back repeatedly and commenting. Thank you thank you thank you!!! I feel like I’m still trying to find my voice, and I know my posts are full of typos and grammatical errors… [...]