How to effectively become a Hurricane. Just Like Me.

Do you want to be a hot mess? Are you jealous of the fact that week after week I do really ridiculous things that have made my friends nickname me “Hurricane Carissa?” Do you want to spend at least one day a week living out  your own version of The Hangover? Do you want to [...]

I do what I want!! Judge me.

I am just going to go ahead and brush over the fact that I have been a horrible little blogger the last few days. I don’t really have an excuse  except for that life has kind of taken over a little bit. I have been working a little harder, and spending a little less time [...]

TMI Thursday: Email roast style. In which people hump weird shiz.

As the queen of crass LiLu puts it:
***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
Lilu is out of town for [...]

EEEEFML: A visual presentation (vol.2)

Ok. Take two.
I spent all morning writing a post that just disappeared to… I have no fucking clue where. Forgive me if this is grammatically retarded and completely un-pc, but I don’t feel like trying as hard this time around.
I actually started about 7 different posts that were potentially for today, but for one reason [...]