How did I get here?

Happy Friday people! I, for one, thought it would never get here. This weekend I am headed to Houston to visit some friends and see a my friend’s dance show that she wrote… inspired by yours truly- and I couldn’t be more pumped. I know I have still been a little MIA from the on-line [...]

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Port-a-potties? No maam.com

After spending the majority of my weekend outside at the fair and tailgating for my college’s homecoming- I have been reminded once again as to why I prefer not drinking at public events. Actually I should rephrase that- I was reminded, once again why I hate drinking and then having to use the restroom at [...]

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Weekend Letters

Dear State Fair of Texas, We need to have some words. Before you think that this is all going to be bad, I did have a lot of fun. I especially enjoyed petting the llamas and watching those baby piglets drink from the mama pig. Who knew pig-nipples could be so big? Additionally, I really [...]

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TMI Thursday: The Legend of the Log (In Rhyme)

As posted by LiLu: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s! Make sure you check back to Lilu’s Archives… [...]

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