I’ve mentioned before that my mom got an extreme pleasure out of torturing me when I was a child. Don’t freak out. She didn’t tie me up in the basement, force me to eat raw cock roaches and ban me from a world of TV and Capri Suns or anything. Although, I wonder what I would [...]

When I was young,  my father completely tricked me into believing the tooth fairy was a short, fat bald man. I was so scared. I wrote him notes every time I lost a tooth to let him know how much I loved him, and how he was my best friend in the whole world. To [...]

I realize for most people “summer” is still a few months away, but for us in Texas- Summer is like a really bad case of the herps. And I’m only going off what I’ve read on Web MD, but just when you think it’s gone away, it flares up with the heat of a thousand [...]

  Wowsa. When did life get so cray cray? Ohhh it seems about 2 months ago, and it just keeps getting faster and harder to keep up with. This wekeend was one of my BFF’s graduation from GRAD SCHOOL! Yes, I have some smart mofo’s in my life. I was really bummed that I didn’t [...]