Dreaming of Poo

Posted by Carissa Jade in All about me, Ass-ues, Things that make me go hmmm, Woa's me on 09 16th, 2009 | 1 Comment

While I’m awake, I find myself daydreaming all.day.long. I picture myself giving my Academy Award acceptance speech, and  receiving kisses of congratulations from John Cusack and James Franco. I see myself as a guest on This American life, and afterward Ira Glass takes me out for a picnic dinner where his melodic voice puts me [...]

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Night at the Museum 3: Shit My Pants in Absolute Terror

Posted by Carissa Jade in serendipitous randomness on 07 16th, 2009 | No Comments

One day when I get rich and famous I’m going to produce my very own reality show. I’m going to take all the people who annoy me (i.e. my roommate Jake, the lady at the bank who is tireless at trying to get me to open an account, and every person from the “sheriff’s department” [...]

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