Can I have a do-over?

Posted by Carissa Jade in All about me, FML, I SUCK!, I'm a loser baby, It's my life, Un-jaded happy thoughts, Woa's me on 12 18th, 2009 | Comments

Have you ever had one of those weeks where you felt you just couldn’t do anything right?
Well I have them.
ALOT.
And this week seems to be one of them.
In fact, this whole year seems to be a big fat turd of a year. I’ve already started writing 2010 on my dates because I really just [...]

I’m 27, Shouldn’t I be a pro at this by now?

Posted by Carissa Jade in All about me, FML, I SUCK!, Woa's me, YAY!, ya idiot on 10 9th, 2009 | Comments

Oh.. I’m not saying I don’t have any talents. I think I’m good at several things. I have mastered nearly every yoga pose, I give great back massages, I make badass salmon croquettes, and I have memorized the lyrics to nearly every Beatles song ever written. It just seems that there are many things that [...]