OK so now I can’t really type, but I’ve been wandering what would ensue if I were to write on ambien. Here goes nothing. I have had a really tired week. I drank a little too much every night, and now, finally, I have drinken 4 beers followed by a …
It doesn’t bother me that my friends have taken to calling me “Hurricane Carissa.” When I walk into a room carrying a glass of wine, someone inevitably yells, “uh oh – someone should probably grab that glass of wine before she spills it.” I know that I have the uncanny …
One of my roommates (have I mentioned there are 4 of us)? has been suffering from some pretty bad sinus issues as of late. He also suffers from an addiction to Flonase, and for a while he almost got the rest of us hooked. We”re already all hooked on his …
I made an epic mistake today at lunch. Knowing that I was going to be performing tonight and also drinking heavily, as I always do after I perform, I decided it would be best to forgo my usual lean cuisine, and opt for something with a little more substance. I …
