WARNING: This post may include gratuitous pictures. The boobs that you see are obviously not real. But if you are on a work computer they may look real from a distance. Just sayin. I am in serious awe at the speed that this year has flown by. It feels like just yesterday I was getting [...]
I once found a penny and bent down to pick it up, I noticed its head was showing So I thought I’d have good luck. I put it in my pocket and headed on my way but on the road I walked by a man who said “its not your day.” With gun in hand, [...]
@hiuhime @badassgeek Thanks friends! I'll be fine in a few drinks, I'm sure. Show Twit15 hours ago
@hadtobegoo Oh they're flying alright. Right into my mowf. Show Twit15 hours ago
This was definitely one of the most emotionally toxic days ever. Glad to have a Miller Light in my hand. #ROFC (rolling on floor crying) Show Twit15 hours ago
Walking the thin line between crazy exhausted and crazy lunatic. Show Twit18 hours ago
@SamTheMailman Well.. now my calendars all open. Hows about next weekend? The trailer park has an open lot. I'll get a keg! Show Twit18 hours ago
@SamTheMailman Men! You're all pigs. But now we can get married again. Show Twit18 hours ago
I really really shouldn't do this, but I might just start letting the revenge tweets fly. Show Twit18 hours ago
@hiuhime It always happens to the good ones... Last year one of our greatest losses was Kings of Leon... Show Twit19 hours ago
@hiuhime @mumfordandsons is tainted. Like most of the music I listen to. SAD! Show Twit19 hours ago
Crying at my desk and listening to @smilesmileband is the only appropriate thing to do right now. #emotweetsShow Twit21 hours ago
@JaviFuentes Franzia or Sutter home? Choose your hangover Show Twit23 hours ago
@JaviFuentes Correction. It will be Wine BOX Friday. Show Twit23 hours ago
@starzskymoon Yeah not entirely I don't think... He said he has to figure shit out, but I don't know.. I was fine alone, now im sad. Show Twit23 hours ago
@DCPrincessQ I don't know right now. I can't even think straight. I am so confused. Show Twit23 hours ago
@starzskymoon I have no idea. He just said he wasn't ready, which is understandable (he just got divorced a yr ago)- but woah left field Show Twit23 hours ago
I seriously want to slam this stapler into my brain. It has to feel better than the way I feel right now. #emotweetsShow Twit23 hours ago
Oh HEYYY Guys suck asshole and whooo I'm single. I hate today. Show Twit24 hours ago
@palladiumball FACT. 9 out of 10 women (over the age of 24) would eat un-fried worms and admit that they poo if it meant a date w/ Gavin. Show Twit2010/09/02
RT @joblocom: ZOMG! RT @ devincf Did anybody notice today's date is 9/02/10 just like the TV show?! Has anyone Twittered endless bullshi ... Show Twit2010/09/02
RT @blainecapatch: please forgive my untimely ejaculate. your beauty stirs the beast within far too quickly. #victorianeraorgasmyellsShow Twit2010/09/02