TMI Thursday: No I will NOT Dirty-Pop THAT cherry.

As the queen of crass LiLu puts it:

***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!

For countless more “Too much information”  [...]

TMI Thursday: Email roast style. In which people hump weird shiz.

As the queen of crass LiLu puts it:
***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
Lilu is out of town for [...]

A few more than 3 cheers-es-es… (sp?)

I find I often use this blog as a means of bitching, so I figure it’s about time to raise my glass to the finer points in life. Because while the shit may fly, sometimes it hits the guy behind ya, you knowwhatImean Vern?
*Please imagine these “cheers” as being of the beer or shot variety. [...]

Dear John, Please stop breaking up on me.

Can it be true? Are you fucking serious? It’s Friday? Hells to the yeah!
Not only is it Friday, but I get to leave work at noon today to head to Austin. The only thing that could make this better would be if it were  a payday Friday, and if I didn’t have to drive [...]