TMI Thursday: My P-phone and how I lost it

As Lilu always says: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about [...]

TMI Thursday: Email roast style. In which people hump weird shiz.

As the queen of crass LiLu puts it:
***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
Lilu is out of town for [...]

My Luck: A Poem I wrote

I once found a penny and
bent down to pick it up,
I noticed its head was showing
So I thought I’d have good luck.
I put it in my pocket
and headed on my way
but on the road I walked by a man
who said “its not your day.”
With gun in hand, he took my purse
and searched it for some [...]