FML (but wear a condom): Quickie style

I wasn’t going to post today, but since it is Friday I decided to share a quickie FML. If you’ve read my “About Me” page, otherwise known as “Who Dat,” you might now that I used to have to wear an eye patch. When I was young I had a lazy eye of sorts. It [...]

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Weekend Letters

Dear State Fair of Texas, We need to have some words. Before you think that this is all going to be bad, I did have a lot of fun. I especially enjoyed petting the llamas and watching those baby piglets drink from the mama pig. Who knew pig-nipples could be so big? Additionally, I really [...]

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Ode to Seinfeld

Oh Seinfeld, my Seinfeld- how I need you in life Though you went off the air 11 years ago I still watch you in syndication every night. You may have been a show about nothing- But your lessons were never in vein- In fact, my one true goal in life Is to be just like [...]

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