Dreaming of Poo

While I’m awake, I find myself daydreaming all.day.long. I picture myself giving my Academy Award acceptance speech, and  receiving kisses of congratulations from John Cusack and James Franco. I see myself as a guest on This American life, and afterward Ira Glass takes me out for a picnic dinner where his melodic voice puts me [...]

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Another Monday-boring addition

Well, here he are once again… back at work and hoping that the next 5 days will fly by. I actually didn’t even make it in to work today until about 1pm, though not out of any choice of my own. If you’ve been keeping up with my life, (and why wouldn’t you be?) you [...]

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Quit with the cat pics already!!

Why do so many people on the internet post pictures of their cats? Every time I log onto digg,  twitter, or facebook- i see a million posts, videos and pictures about people’s cats. I don’t care if your cat can walk on two legs and piss in the toilet, I don’t think your cat is [...]

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For when you just don’t want to risk pee on the seat…

I just read about the most amazing invention ever. It’s called “The Go Girl.” I tried to find a link to the actual website so I where you can buy it online, but when I typed “Go Girl” into google, all I got were a bunch of sites that could only be porn. It is [...]

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