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After spending the majority of my weekend outside at the fair and tailgating for my college’s homecoming- I have been reminded once again as to why I prefer not drinking at public events. Actually I should rephrase that- I was reminded, once again why I hate drinking and then having to use the restroom at [...]

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I don’t know how to put this…

But I’m kind of a big deal… Yes, yes, yes… Light the fire works, sound the victory bells, pour the champagne… Wait! I’ll just drink from the bottle, thanks! Because it is a truly momentous occasion. Not only did I actually go to through the entire day without breaking anything, with the exception of a [...]

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Dear John, Please stop breaking up on me.

Can it be true? Are you fucking serious? It’s Friday? Hells to the yeah! Not only is it Friday, but I get to leave work at noon today to head to Austin. The only thing that could make this better would be if it were  a payday Friday, and if I didn’t have to drive [...]

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Nanu Nanu

Today has been one of those especially uneventful days. After a whole week of wanting it to quit raining, I wish it were raining today so I would have an excuse for my lack of movement. I haven’t left the couch except for a quick trip to the doctor, which was pretty boring… except for  [...]

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