Decisions, Decisions

Decisions.
Yeah… I don’t do them well.
I know I posted the other day about how I truly believe there are no mistakes… and I still believe that. I really do.
But that being said- when it comes to choosing between one thing or another, or whether or not to do something, or even thinking about the fact [...]

Just trying to be helpful

I know I’m a little late posting, but better late than never right?
First off, I have a confession. I totally cheated on my “no drinking for almost a week” pact with myself. I have no excuse, except for I really suck at life. If it makes up for anything, it was only a few beers, [...]

Port-a-potties? No maam.com

After spending the majority of my weekend outside at the fair and tailgating for my college’s homecoming- I have been reminded once again as to why I prefer not drinking at public events.
Actually I should rephrase that- I was reminded, once again why I hate drinking and then having to use the restroom at public [...]

I don’t know how to put this…

But I’m kind of a big deal…
Yes, yes, yes… Light the fire works, sound the victory bells, pour the champagne…
Wait! I’ll just drink from the bottle, thanks!
Because it is a truly momentous occasion.
Not only did I actually go to through the entire day without breaking anything, with the exception of a picture frame in my [...]