I make a terrible lady. Never mind the fact that I rarely wear makeup, I’ve never owned an item of clothing that costs more than $40, and I can’t for the life of me sit with my legs crossed (does indian style count?) much less sit with my legs on …
First of all…. THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY SONG… IS IT NOT VERY LONG! Blog Birthday that is. What the what!? I sat down to write my first post in 2 weeks and I realized that somehow the fact that today marks one year of blogging was about to fly by …
But I’m kind of a big deal… Yes, yes, yes… Light the fire works, sound the victory bells, pour the champagne… Wait! I’ll just drink from the bottle, thanks! Because it is a truly momentous occasion. Not only did I actually go to through the entire day without breaking anything, …