TMI Thursday: Email roast style. In which people hump weird shiz.

Posted by Carissa Jade in Ass-ues, TMI, Things that make me go hmmm, Thursday, blog, ewwww, freak flag, potty humor, weird shite, ya idiot on 11 12th, 2009 | Comments

As the queen of crass LiLu puts it:
***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
Lilu is out of town for [...]

The Case of the Missing Laptop

Posted by Carissa Jade in FML, My archnemesis, Technology, Woa's me on 10 13th, 2009 | Comments

I have told you before that technology hates me. Like, bad.  I pick up a phone, and it loses service. I sit in front of a computer, and it completely quits working. Since I’ve been at my current job, (for a year and a half) I’ve gone through 3 computers.
3 computers. One which was brand [...]

Ain’t no party in a douchebag city

Posted by Carissa Jade in All about me, Things that make me go hmmm, serendipitous randomness on 08 31st, 2009 | Comments

This weekend we went out for my friend’s birthday. It’s been a while since I’ve been out anywhere besides a hole in the wall karaoke joint, so I kind of forgot what kind of douchbaggery the Dallas area brings out.
Even if you’re not from the area, you may know that Dallas is often nicknamed the [...]