This may be my most embarrassing confession yet. I’ve got the fever. And I’m Creepy.

Last night something happened to me that I am extremely embarrassed about. First we have to rewind a few weeks back.  I was at my parent’s house and decided I needed a few new CDs to listen to on my way back to Dallas. I was a little short on cash, so I decided to [...]

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Post it Note Tuesday and My Caveman Legs Need Your Help

It feels like it’s been so long since we last talked. I mean it was only like last Friday, but it feels like forever. Howwwww ya been? ***Nudge Nudge You look like your boobies grew! Oh no? Well you still look awesome! Oh how I’ve missed these conversations. Me??? Oh I’ve been good. Just you know, keepin [...]

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Post it note Tuesday and some realizations

*sorry if this went into your reader twice. I’m an asshole and published this after ambien, so had to make a few edits. I would like to make more, but do not have the time. Gratzi. Ok wow. I went (almost) three entire days without even looking at the internet, and while I missed everyone, [...]

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TMI Thursday: No I will NOT Dirty-Pop THAT cherry.

As the queen of crass LiLu puts it: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s! For countless more “Too [...]

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