That time I almost beat a woman to death with frozen chicken…

I had a million plans to write something of substance today, but I got sidetracked by the dire need to bake home- made oatmeal cookies. My boyfriend’s roommate has been out of town for the last couple of weeks so I’ve been spending a lot of time at his house, which triggers that teeny-tiny “Susie-Homemaker” [...]

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I Can’t Brain Today

Sometimes I don’t understand my own brain at all. I know I’m not a dumb person. I’m well read. I enjoy trivia. I feel I have a relatively high social IQ. With the exception of math, I did really well in school. Regardless, I’m constantly finding myself in situations where I OBVIOUSLY did not use [...]

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Licking rocks, zombie bugs, and grad-yeeee-ashuns! (brought to you by Random McNally)

  Wowsa. When did life get so cray cray? Ohhh it seems about 2 months ago, and it just keeps getting faster and harder to keep up with. This wekeend was one of my BFF’s graduation from GRAD SCHOOL! Yes, I have some smart mofo’s in my life. I was really bummed that I didn’t [...]

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