Jeff Goldblum and his twins can up your bathroom experience by 1 million %

Since I’m weird and random and like to google weird random things when I’m bored, I found out that I missed out on an incredibly interesting fad. A few years ago some genius, and I do mean genius, created a site called “Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop.com. The site is no longer active, but [...]

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TMI Thursday: My P-phone and how I lost it

As Lilu always says: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s! Make sure you check out Lilu’s site, and [...]

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Home, bittersweet, Home.

Image by NMCIL ortiz domney via Flickr Holy Friday Batman. This week went by so quickly that I haven’t even had a chance to watch Chuck from two Monday’s ago. Maybe even 3 weeks ago. I can’t even keep track of tv anymore. Not that I’m complaining or anything. I’m all about the quick work-week. [...]

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A few more than 3 cheers-es-es… (sp?)

I find I often use this blog as a means of bitching, so I figure it’s about time to raise my glass to the finer points in life. Because while the shit may fly, sometimes it hits the guy behind ya, you knowwhatImean Vern? *Please imagine these “cheers” as being of the beer or shot [...]

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