Tag: momentous occasion


But I’m kind of a big deal… Yes, yes, yes… Light the fire works, sound the victory bells, pour the champagne… Wait! I’ll just drink from the bottle, thanks! Because it is a truly momentous occasion. Not only did I actually go to through the entire day without breaking anything, …

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I don’t know whether to celebrate or pity myself that I have hit 100 posts in what? 3 months? Either way, I am hungover enough that in 5 minutes, I will have laid my head back down; drowned in a pool of saliva; and completely forgot this momentous occasion. ____________________________________________________________ …

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