Jeff Goldblum and his twins can up your bathroom experience by 1 million %

Since I’m weird and random and like to google weird random things when I’m bored, I found out that I missed out on an incredibly interesting fad. A few years ago some genius, and I do mean genius, created a site called “Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop.com. The site is no longer active, but [...]

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If I had a Hot Tub Time Machine…

I’m sure most of you know about my John Cusack obsession by now. I also mentioned yesterday that I saw Hot Tub Time Machine this past weekend, which I really can’t say enough good things about. Well recently my aunt (whom I love dearly) has posted a few pictures on my Facebook page, which you [...]

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The World is a stage, too bad nobody wants to watch.

I blame my parents for putting me in dance classes and theater  at such a young age, but I truly believe that I was born to be on stage. Even if that stage is just a tiny stage at the front of a bar, or heck, the driver’s seat of my car. I’m one of [...]

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EEEEFML: A visual presentation (vol.2)

Ok. Take two. I spent all morning writing a post that just disappeared to… I have no fucking clue where. Forgive me if this is grammatically retarded and completely un-pc, but I don’t feel like trying as hard this time around. I actually started about 7 different posts that were potentially for today, but for [...]

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