I can’t believe its already Christmas Eve! Seriously. Time flies when you’re busy as hell. I guess that means we survived the end of the world. I also survived the live holiday show at work, a bacterial infection, a giant gash on the bottom of my foot from a rusty …
Hello Family and friends! I hope the year has been good to you. At least most of you. There are a few of you that I hope got audited or something similarly non-life threatening but still a pain in the ass. I had such an exciting year in 2009, I’m …
I’m not sure what came over me yesterday but I woke up with sunshine rays coming out of my ass. I mean… I usually wake up at 8:20 when I have to leave the house at 8:30. I throw my hair back into a ponytail and use spit to lick …
