Hi! My name is Carissa, and I’m an emotional hoarder.

Guess who’s back? Back again? Annnnd now you have a Backstreet Boys song in your head. Win for me. The last week has been so crazy I don’t know my ass from my mouth. No wait. That’s a little weird. But it’s true. I may have lost my mind a little. You might say it’s [...]

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I owe it all-a to my momma. Hollah!

—- Yesterday was my mommy’s birthday. I won’t tell you how old she is, but since she has recently taken an interest in my blog, I have decided to dedicate a post to the awesomeness that is my mother. I mean she did create me, right? At the very least we can halfway blame that [...]

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Staycations are for Winners, and Post it Note Tuesday

YOYOYO. Kick it one more time fellers. I know… I’m so white I don’t even need a night light… (I don’t even know what that means) I’m so white, I make Queen look like Queen Latifa… I’m so white, I make Casper shit his pants… Ok I’ll quit. So here I am quickly approaching day [...]

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My favorite place.

Back when I used to post stupid stuff in the blog space on Myspace, every post I did was titled “My… something or another.” I did this because I have an unhealthy obsession with Scrubs and that’s how they title their episodes. Writing out the title of this post just brought me back to those [...]

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