I’m 27, Shouldn’t I be a pro at this by now?

Oh.. I’m not saying I don’t have any talents. I think I’m good at several things. I have mastered nearly every yoga pose, I give great back massages, I make badass salmon croquettes, and I have memorized the lyrics to nearly every Beatles song ever written. It just seems that there are many things that [...]

Dear Diary, I’m a lame-o

Last night I was digging through my closet, looking for an ipod shuffle for my sister (who sent her ipod on a journey through a wash cycle last week) when I came across the box where I keep all my old journals. All in all there are about ten, beginning with a “diary” (key and [...]

a pill, a miracle, a recipe (written on ambien)

OK so now I can’t really type, but I’ve been wandering what would ensue if I were to write on ambien. Here goes nothing.
I have had a really tired week. I drank a little too much every night, and now, finally, I have drinken 4 beers followed by a little friend called ambien… and i [...]