At the age of 27, I’m starting to get the first “Oh God I’m old” thoughts. People will say no.. you are still a child… but I have evidence that points toward the truth. I’m old as balls. -My friends have started to get gray hairs (or no hairs) and …
**this post was written yesterday (Monday.) Today was a crazy craptastic sort of Monday. I woke up to thunder, forgot my lunch, realized my pants looked like hammer pants and my shirt kept coming unbuttoned. On top of that, I actually got called a mother-f*cker by a customer. ewwww. So, …
Dear all of the users of the women’s bathroom in my office building, I could be more specific in who exactly I’m addressing, but I don’t really want to embarrass you. Plus, I have bones to pick with several of you. I realize we all sometimes have to “go go” …
I made an epic mistake today at lunch. Knowing that I was going to be performing tonight and also drinking heavily, as I always do after I perform, I decided it would be best to forgo my usual lean cuisine, and opt for something with a little more substance. I …
