I owe it all-a to my momma. Hollah!

—- Yesterday was my mommy’s birthday. I won’t tell you how old she is, but since she has recently taken an interest in my blog, I have decided to dedicate a post to the awesomeness that is my mother. I mean she did create me, right? At the very least we can halfway blame that [...]

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200th post: Another Dating Disaster

Holy wowsa. I couldn’t believe it when I realized that this was my 200th post. Before I get started, I want to thank all of my followers and commenters for sticking with me! I love you all so much, you have no idea. I would be chest bumping you all right now if you were [...]

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A Fan Letter to My Greatest Love (Not who you’re thinking)

    Dearest Ketchup, Is Ketchup OK? Or do you prefer Catsup? For now we’ll stick with Ketchup… I’m not trying to come across like a creepy fan here, but I feel like it’s time I came clean with you about a few things.  I have been a huge, HUGE fan of yours for a  very [...]

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Post it Note Tuesday and My Caveman Legs Need Your Help

It feels like it’s been so long since we last talked. I mean it was only like last Friday, but it feels like forever. Howwwww ya been? ***Nudge Nudge You look like your boobies grew! Oh no? Well you still look awesome! Oh how I’ve missed these conversations. Me??? Oh I’ve been good. Just you know, keepin [...]

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