How did I get here?

The other day someone commented that they got to my page by googling- “at first glance the picture above me looks like a turd.” Which was actually what I was posting about, so right on. That made me curious to see some of the other search terms that have brought people here so far.When I [...]

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I know you are but what am I?

Not to be a cliche, but today has been one of those days where all I want to do is sit in a room filled with 80′s movie posters, play knock out with my pillow and blare The Smiths. To be more specific, my co-worker just brought me a cup of Starbucks, I grabbed it [...]

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Dreaming of Poo

While I’m awake, I find myself daydreaming all.day.long. I picture myself giving my Academy Award acceptance speech, and  receiving kisses of congratulations from John Cusack and James Franco. I see myself as a guest on This American life, and afterward Ira Glass takes me out for a picnic dinner where his melodic voice puts me [...]

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Quit with the cat pics already!!

Why do so many people on the internet post pictures of their cats? Every time I log onto digg,  twitter, or facebook- i see a million posts, videos and pictures about people’s cats. I don’t care if your cat can walk on two legs and piss in the toilet, I don’t think your cat is [...]

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