TMI Thursday: My P-phone and how I lost it

As Lilu always says: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about [...]

Just trying to be helpful

I know I’m a little late posting, but better late than never right?
First off, I have a confession. I totally cheated on my “no drinking for almost a week” pact with myself. I have no excuse, except for I really suck at life. If it makes up for anything, it was only a few beers, [...]

Port-a-potties? No maam.com

After spending the majority of my weekend outside at the fair and tailgating for my college’s homecoming- I have been reminded once again as to why I prefer not drinking at public events.
Actually I should rephrase that- I was reminded, once again why I hate drinking and then having to use the restroom at public [...]

How did I get here?

The other day someone commented that they got to my page by googling- “at first glance the picture above me looks like a turd.”
Which was actually what I was posting about, so right on.
That made me curious to see some of the other search terms that have brought people here so far.When I got to [...]