Jeff Goldblum and his twins can up your bathroom experience by 1 million %

Since I’m weird and random and like to google weird random things when I’m bored, I found out that I missed out on an incredibly interesting fad. A few years ago some genius, and I do mean genius, created a site called “Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop.com. The site is no longer active, but [...]

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4/20: The anniversary of the best game ever and the time I met death’s eyeballs. maybe.

Duddddeee… So I was sitting here earlier and thinking about about things, and how about 6-8 years ago I had a truly epic day on the anniversary of tomorrow’s date, 4/20. I know this day might mean different things to different people, but to me.. it was a day of fun. It was a day [...]

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SUCK IT, Chad Kroeger.

I know I’ve touched on this before, but I don’t  really think I can stress enough how much I  would like to smoke a pack of cigarettes,  eat a bottle of fish oil plus 5 cloves of garlic, drink 2 cups of coffee, and then hold Chad Kroeger down and breathe in his face for [...]

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Nanu Nanu

Today has been one of those especially uneventful days. After a whole week of wanting it to quit raining, I wish it were raining today so I would have an excuse for my lack of movement. I haven’t left the couch except for a quick trip to the doctor, which was pretty boring… except for  [...]

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