Just trying to be helpful

Posted by Carissa Jade in Ass-ues, Things that make me go hmmm, Un-jaded happy thoughts, blog, ewwww, weird shite on 10 28th, 2009 | Comments

I know I’m a little late posting, but better late than never right?
First off, I have a confession. I totally cheated on my “no drinking for almost a week” pact with myself. I have no excuse, except for I really suck at life. If it makes up for anything, it was only a few beers, [...]

Dreaming of Poo

Posted by Carissa Jade in All about me, Ass-ues, Things that make me go hmmm, Woa's me on 09 16th, 2009 | Comments

While I’m awake, I find myself daydreaming all.day.long.
I picture myself giving my Academy Award acceptance speech, and  receiving kisses of congratulations from John Cusack and James Franco. I see myself as a guest on This American life, and afterward Ira Glass takes me out for a picnic dinner where his melodic voice puts me in [...]