In which I vlog and am a klutz

Hey people. I have decided to grace you with yet another video blog, or “vlog” or whatever you kids are calling it these days. It was originally filmed to be a TMI tale, (check out Lilu’s archives if you must read about something disgusting.) but it really has more of a “Carissa you really should [...]

SUCK IT, Chad Kroeger.

I know I’ve touched on this before, but I don’t  really think I can stress enough how much I  would like to smoke a pack of cigarettes,  eat a bottle of fish oil plus 5 cloves of garlic, drink 2 cups of coffee, and then hold Chad Kroeger down and breathe in his face for [...]

EFFF My life- A visual presentation.

It’s one of those days where I really just cannot think straight.
I have either gone out of town or had really big plans the last few weekends- and I’m not sure my body can take any more. I haven’t been able to afford the time or money to get a vaccination to void off the [...]

My New Leaf: another craptastic poem

Today will be the day!
A new leaf off the tree-
I’ll spend each bit of precious time
Only doing good for me

I plan to get up early,
Maybe go for a long run.
I would really like to watch T.V.
But there is no time for fun.

I’ll take a shower, clean real well-
And even shave my legs.
Refrain from shopping for [...]