Welp. I have about 12 half-written posts in my drafr, and I’ve yet to find the time to finish them. Still. I am determined to keep this site at least half-way up to date, so that I won’t be a complete failure at everything… but I’m warning you-I’m writing this …
—- Yesterday was my mommy’s birthday. I won’t tell you how old she is, but since she has recently taken an interest in my blog, I have decided to dedicate a post to the awesomeness that is my mother. I mean she did create me, right? At the very least …
YOYOYO. Kick it one more time fellers. I know… I’m so white I don’t even need a night light… (I don’t even know what that means) I’m so white, I make Queen look like Queen Latifa… I’m so white, I make Casper shit his pants… Ok I’ll quit. So here …
I have so much to say, but unfortunately I just don’t have the time. Instead of getting out all that’s been going on in my head, I’ve been a big chaotic mess the last couple of days. IT’S MOVING WEEK SUCKAS. Only you’re not the sucka in this situation… Nope. …