Life is but a song! Unless you’re an asshole.

If you know me at all, you know that I’m quite the songstress. I’m not implying that I have any sort of musical talent whatsover, In fact- I’m a downright horrible singer. But I don’t tend to let that stop me. And why would I? For what I lack in talent I make up for [...]

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It’s time to grab your ankles and stick your butt in the air!

You guys? It’s here, in full force. And no I’m not talking about football season. In fact, while all of  you other humans out there are getting pumped up about football season, I’m going to spend all of my time preparing for Movie Award Season, which begins later this fall. As much as I love Movie Award Season, it is still [...]

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Staycations are for Winners, and Post it Note Tuesday

YOYOYO. Kick it one more time fellers. I know… I’m so white I don’t even need a night light… (I don’t even know what that means) I’m so white, I make Queen look like Queen Latifa… I’m so white, I make Casper shit his pants… Ok I’ll quit. So here I am quickly approaching day [...]

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A Fan Letter to My Greatest Love (Not who you’re thinking)

    Dearest Ketchup, Is Ketchup OK? Or do you prefer Catsup? For now we’ll stick with Ketchup… I’m not trying to come across like a creepy fan here, but I feel like it’s time I came clean with you about a few things.  I have been a huge, HUGE fan of yours for a  very [...]

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