Staycations are for Winners, and Post it Note Tuesday

YOYOYO. Kick it one more time fellers. I know… I’m so white I don’t even need a night light… (I don’t even know what that means) I’m so white, I make Queen look like Queen Latifa… I’m so white, I make Casper shit his pants… Ok I’ll quit. So here I am quickly approaching day [...]

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A Fan Letter to My Greatest Love (Not who you’re thinking)

    Dearest Ketchup, Is Ketchup OK? Or do you prefer Catsup? For now we’ll stick with Ketchup… I’m not trying to come across like a creepy fan here, but I feel like it’s time I came clean with you about a few things.  I have been a huge, HUGE fan of yours for a  very [...]

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Post it Note Tuesday and My Caveman Legs Need Your Help

It feels like it’s been so long since we last talked. I mean it was only like last Friday, but it feels like forever. Howwwww ya been? ***Nudge Nudge You look like your boobies grew! Oh no? Well you still look awesome! Oh how I’ve missed these conversations. Me??? Oh I’ve been good. Just you know, keepin [...]

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My favorite place.

Back when I used to post stupid stuff in the blog space on Myspace, every post I did was titled “My… something or another.” I did this because I have an unhealthy obsession with Scrubs and that’s how they title their episodes. Writing out the title of this post just brought me back to those [...]

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