TMI Thursday: Email roast style. In which people hump weird shiz.

Posted by Carissa Jade in Ass-ues, TMI, Things that make me go hmmm, Thursday, blog, ewwww, freak flag, potty humor, weird shite, ya idiot on 11 12th, 2009 | Comments

As the queen of crass LiLu puts it:
***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
Lilu is out of town for [...]

Goals I’m Working on to Improve my life (and hopefully yours too)

Posted by Carissa Jade in Uncategorized on 07 24th, 2009 | Comments

It doesn’t bother me that my friends have taken to calling me “Hurricane Carissa.” When I walk into a room carrying a glass of wine, someone inevitably yells, “uh oh – someone should probably grab that glass of wine before she spills it.” I know that I have the uncanny ability to walk into a [...]