I’ve mentioned before that my mom got an extreme pleasure out of torturing me when I was a child. Don’t freak out. She didn’t tie me up in the basement, force me to eat raw cock roaches and ban me from a world of TV and Capri Suns or anything. Although, …
When I was young, my father completely tricked me into believing the tooth fairy was a short, fat bald man. I was so scared. I wrote him notes every time I lost a tooth to let him know how much I loved him, and how he was my best friend …
I have always been one of those people that really bought into the “magic” that surrounds the holidays. I would get butterflies in my stomach the first time I heard a Christmas song every season. I would blare Christmas music and skip around the house as my family decorated. Long …
