It’s finally here. My favorite time of the year in the whole wide world. What’s not to love? The weather is fantastic. I have an excuse to watch scary movies every night; or in my case, fall asleep to my favorite scary movies every night as I leave my boyfriend …
You people are disgusting. Not you in particular… but humans in general. I’m sure that anyone who frequents my blog on purpose is a little “off” to begin with, but I am always frightened, disgusted, and a tiny bit delighted to see what type of search terms bring people to my …
Hello there world! I know, I know… it’s been a kazillion bajillion years since the last time I uploaded this ole’ blog. For a while there, life got so busy that I completely forgot about it. Then one day I googled myself to try to find an article I had …
Since I’m weird and random and like to google weird random things when I’m bored, I found out that I missed out on an incredibly interesting fad. A few years ago some genius, and I do mean genius, created a site called “Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop.com. The site …
