I am a conundrum.

I’ve seen a few blogs lately where people  have been writing on the theme of “Truths.” At first I thought it was just a coincidence that about a third of the blogs that I read were talking about similar subjects, but then I put on my “No Shit, Sherlock” costume and I realized that it [...]

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TMI Thursday: No I will NOT Dirty-Pop THAT cherry.

As the queen of crass LiLu puts it: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s! For countless more “Too [...]

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SUCK IT, Chad Kroeger.

I know I’ve touched on this before, but I don’t  really think I can stress enough how much I  would like to smoke a pack of cigarettes,  eat a bottle of fish oil plus 5 cloves of garlic, drink 2 cups of coffee, and then hold Chad Kroeger down and breathe in his face for [...]

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f.Y.l. Friday!

It seems that recently I  have been using my Fridays as an opportunity to reflect on how much I suck at life. Or on “shitty” things that have happened to me. Or how I’m probably dying. Today, though… I am determined to make today a good day.  I have no excuse for it not to [...]

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