TMI Thursday: No I will NOT Dirty-Pop THAT cherry.

Posted by Carissa Jade in FML, It's my life, TMI, That's entertainment, Things that make me go hmmm, Thursday, freak flag on 12 3rd, 2009 | Comments

As the queen of crass LiLu puts it:

***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!

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SUCK IT, Chad Kroeger.

Posted by Carissa Jade in All about me, Famous peeps, It's my life, My archnemesis, That's entertainment, Uncategorized, Woa's me, stupid people, ya idiot on 11 4th, 2009 | Comments

I know I’ve touched on this before, but I don’t  really think I can stress enough how much I  would like to smoke a pack of cigarettes,  eat a bottle of fish oil plus 5 cloves of garlic, drink 2 cups of coffee, and then hold Chad Kroeger down and breathe in his face for [...]

f.Y.l. Friday!

Posted by Carissa Jade in It's my life, Un-jaded happy thoughts, Uncategorized, YAY!, food and diet on 10 16th, 2009 | Comments

It seems that recently I  have been using my Fridays as an opportunity to reflect on how much I suck at life. Or on “shitty” things that have happened to me. Or how I’m probably dying.
Today, though… I am determined to make today a good day.  I have no excuse for it not to be!
For [...]