How to effectively become a Hurricane. Just Like Me.

Do you want to be a hot mess? Are you jealous of the fact that week after week I do really ridiculous things that have made my friends nickname me “Hurricane Carissa?” Do you want to spend at least one day a week living out  your own version of The Hangover? Do you want to [...]

And then it was November

WARNING: This post may include gratuitous pictures. The boobs that you see are obviously not real. But if you are on a work computer they may look real from a distance. Just sayin.
I am in serious awe at the speed that this year has flown by. It feels like just yesterday I was getting tasered [...]

Weekends are for fun and shame

Oh Monday. If you were a person I would give you a swirly and stuff you into a locker.
Despite the fact that it’s Monday and I have come down with what I can only assume is the  swine flu- I’m still smiling about the craziness that was my weekend.
My friend L.A. and I decided to [...]

A few random but slightly connected thoughts.

* This week could really not go any slower. To begin with, I have horrible cramps.   I’m also going through a bit of emotional distress- which means no sleep, emotional eating, and about 3 times the amount of alcohol that I usually consume.
*Why am I in a glass cage of emotion? Aside from the cramps, [...]