Hi! My name is Carissa, and I’m an emotional hoarder.

Guess who’s back? Back again? Annnnd now you have a Backstreet Boys song in your head. Win for me. The last week has been so crazy I don’t know my ass from my mouth. No wait. That’s a little weird. But it’s true. I may have lost my mind a little. You might say it’s [...]

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How to effectively become a Hurricane. Just Like Me.

Do you want to be a hot mess? Are you jealous of the fact that week after week I do really ridiculous things that have made my friends nickname me “Hurricane Carissa?” Do you want to spend at least one day a week living out  your own version of The Hangover? Do you want to [...]

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And then it was November

WARNING: This post may include gratuitous pictures. The boobs that you see are obviously not real. But if you are on a work computer they may look real from a distance. Just sayin. I am in serious awe at the speed that this year has flown by. It feels like just yesterday I was getting [...]

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Weekends are for fun and shame

Oh Monday. If you were a person I would give you a swirly and stuff you into a locker. Despite the fact that it’s Monday and I have come down with what I can only assume is the  swine flu- I’m still smiling about the craziness that was my weekend. My friend L.A. and I [...]

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