Guns don’t always scare me. I’ve shot them from time to time, and I’ve actually enjoyed it. I am from Texas after all. I do however, have an extremely deep seated fear of being shot with one, despite the fact that (Mom, Auntie Linda, and P.J.) please skip over …
As the queen of crass LiLu puts it: ***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone …
I know I’ve touched on this before, but I don’t really think I can stress enough how much I would like to smoke a pack of cigarettes, eat a bottle of fish oil plus 5 cloves of garlic, drink 2 cups of coffee, and then hold Chad Kroeger down and …
WARNING: This post may include gratuitous pictures. The boobs that you see are obviously not real. But if you are on a work computer they may look real from a distance. Just sayin. I am in serious awe at the speed that this year has flown by. It feels like …
