200th post: Another Dating Disaster

Holy wowsa. I couldn’t believe it when I realized that this was my 200th post. Before I get started, I want to thank all of my followers and commenters for sticking with me! I love you all so much, you have no idea. I would be chest bumping you all right now if you were [...]

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FML (but wear a condom): Quickie style

I wasn’t going to post today, but since it is Friday I decided to share a quickie FML. If you’ve read my “About Me” page, otherwise known as “Who Dat,” you might now that I used to have to wear an eye patch. When I was young I had a lazy eye of sorts. It [...]

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The World is a stage, too bad nobody wants to watch.

I blame my parents for putting me in dance classes and theaterĀ  at such a young age, but I truly believe that I was born to be on stage. Even if that stage is just a tiny stage at the front of a bar, or heck, the driver’s seat of my car. I’m one of [...]

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EEEEFML: A visual presentation (vol.2)

Ok. Take two. I spent all morning writing a post that just disappeared to… I have no fucking clue where. Forgive me if this is grammatically retarded and completely un-pc, but I don’t feel like trying as hard this time around. I actually started about 7 different posts that were potentially for today, but for [...]

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