FML (but wear a condom): Quickie style

I wasn’t going to post today, but since it is Friday I decided to share a quickie FML.
If you’ve read my “About Me” page, otherwise known as “Who Dat,” you might now that I used to have to wear an eye patch.

When I was young I had a lazy eye of sorts. It wasn’t so [...]

The World is a stage, too bad nobody wants to watch.

I blame my parents for putting me in dance classes and theater  at such a young age, but I truly believe that I was born to be on stage. Even if that stage is just a tiny stage at the front of a bar, or heck, the driver’s seat of my car.
I’m one of those [...]

EEEEFML: A visual presentation (vol.2)

Ok. Take two.
I spent all morning writing a post that just disappeared to… I have no fucking clue where. Forgive me if this is grammatically retarded and completely un-pc, but I don’t feel like trying as hard this time around.
I actually started about 7 different posts that were potentially for today, but for one reason [...]

EFFF My life- A visual presentation.

It’s one of those days where I really just cannot think straight.
I have either gone out of town or had really big plans the last few weekends- and I’m not sure my body can take any more. I haven’t been able to afford the time or money to get a vaccination to void off the [...]