It ain’t dancin if you don’t pick your feet up, unless you’re gettin down.

If you are from the DFW area, you better stick around until the bottom of this post or I will have to cut you!!!
You know how when you’re down- people start talking your ear, and your ass, and your face off about how if you have a positive attitude good things will start happening?
It reminds [...]

TMI Thursday: The itch that cannot be scratched

As the hilarious Lilu always says***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
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Weekend Letters

Dear State Fair of Texas,
We need to have some words.
Before you think that this is all going to be bad, I did have a lot of fun. I especially enjoyed petting the llamas and watching those baby piglets drink from the mama pig. Who knew pig-nipples could be so big?

Additionally, I really actually enjoyed the [...]